...Can't shit for almost a week? And having this uncomfortable feeling in your stomach? Worry not! Here comes the easiest, cheapest, and painless solution: Rojak! It must not be any type of rojak. It must be this $2.50-chinese-type-of-fruit-taupok-with-sweet-peanut-sauce rojak which is sold by an old auntie at the hawker near my HDB block. Results are guaranteed within 1hr from consumption. Tested twice by me personally! Ok, don't get all the wrong negative ideas about the rojak. It really tastes good. In fact, the reason I bought it at first was due to a friend's recommendation and also the fact that I was craving for my home fruit rojak. But then, goodness, I can't stop gg to toilet for few days after eating that. The second time I bought it was with the hidden motive of facilitating my bowel movement (read: I've had constipation for almost a week! although I eat lots of fruits n veggies). And 1 hour after I finish eating the whole plate of rojak, I can alr feel it---the heavenly sensation that made me dash to toilet. It could be the sour-ness of the pineaple and mango slices. Or maybe there is this hidden ingredient that the auntie put inside the rojak. It's all a mystery. But one thing is for sure--- I'm definitely gg back to that stall whenever my constipation problem resurfaces ^__-